you ever wanna wear a daring outfit but it’s still the beginning of the year and you’re like no…. … … not this soon … theyre not ready …… . but i will have my time of glory . .
Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends
THE AUDIO ON THIS
3yo (after discovering the flap in the front of his underpants): “It’s a secret passage…TO MY PENIS!”
this is fucking golden
The mountains are calling…
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
How often do you drink during the school year?
Any time I log in to check my grades
"Forty-eight seconds? Not bad. I’d like to see Robin beat that.”
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